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Hi folks!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it will be important for me to create this new thread. You could checkout this thread each time you feel life is taking you down. So help me God. Amen!!

Wht s hppn hre?

If you see one goose it is called a goose. If you see more then one its called geese. How come when you see more then one moose it isn’t calles meese?

People tell me to get a life, i say “HEY! I’m a gamer! i have tons of lives hahaha”.

I don’t discriminate…. I hate everyone HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

I was born brilliant but studies ruined me.

hmmmmm

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: The ones you can count on, The ones you can’t count on, and the ones who can’t count at all

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice then laugh at those who are confused.

Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

Did you ever notice “The + I.R.S. = THEIRS”.

We all know what the speed of light is…what’s the speed of dark?!

I feel like a pelican, no matter which way I turn, there is always a huge bill in front of my face.

When you get a deep cut, you get worried when you start bleeding. I would be more worried if it didn’t start to bleed actually.

A treehouse doesn’t have a kitchen, a bedroom, a hallway, a bathroom, a porch, doors, or even a chimney, so please. Just call it a tree box.

Are you one of those people who ‘pull’ the door when it says ‘push’?

Why do I need to learn how to find X and Y when solving maths….how many doctors, pilots, or engineers have you seen finding X or Y?

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, all that matters is if you’re thirsty or not.

After loosing the election I sleep like a young baby .. sleep 2 hours wake up and cry..sleep another 2 hours wake up and cry!

Cowboys ride horses.
Shouldn’t they be called horseboys???

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.