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Hi folks!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it will be important for me to create this new thread. You could checkout this thread each time you feel life is taking you down. So help me God. Amen!!

what could be the meaning

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

Sir, if I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
- Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!

If men are all the same why do girls choose their men.

I still wonder why goods transported by a “Ship” are called “Cargo” and those by cars are called “Shipment”.

If there is a golden rule then is there a silver and bronze rule?

My curiosity didn’t kill the cat but it surely scared the hell out of it.

Women’s fault are many. Guys only have two; everything they say and everything they do

When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in you life.

One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

If brain surgeons call what they do practice than what’s the real thing?

Today I sweated more than lady gaga would when she’s trying to make a gospel album.

Where did you meet your wife? At the family reunion?

What wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??? What do you mean if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! Are you telling me woodchucks can’t actually chuck wood?!?!!!?!?!

I didn’t forget. I just remembered too late.

What’s the deal with lemons? Why can’t life give us chocolate? Or homework passes?

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

Immature is only a word boring people use to describe fun people.

Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn’t last as long for fat people.

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

You call it stalking, I call it love.